Paris Hilton has recorded a video making fun of John McCain. If you recall, McCain used images of Hilton and Britney Spears in a recent campaign ad that called Barack Obama a “celebrity.”
In Hilton’s video, she makes a bunch of jokes about McCain’s age before declaring her own candidacy for Presidential. Then Hilton lays out her energy plan for the country. Then she says something is “hot” as legally required by the “Paris Hilton Must Always Refer To Things As Hot Law (a.k.a. Constitutional Amendment # 28).” What’s perhaps most impressive is that Hilton did not use cue cards during filming. Is there anything Paris Hilton can’t do? Here is the video:
As an Internet writer who depends on the hilarious antics of famous people, I always vote for the Presidential candidate who will provide the best comedy for the next 4 years. With that in mind, I would definitely vote for Paris Hilton. McCain and Obama are great candidates in terms of comedy, but Paris Hilton blows them both out of the water. Screw foreign policy, I want easy jokes! Also, I wasn’t going to say anything, but her energy plan kind of makes sense.
