Adrian Grenier or just "Vincenzo," as I like to call him, because we're boys and I can say things like that to him, offers deep words of praise for Paris Hilton. When asked to give his thoughts on Paris by E!'s Kristin Veitch, Adrian said this:
Hmm... mutual mentors. That kind of reminds me of that one summer when I worked at that camp for "special children." When things got really difficult... like when the other counselors refused to feed these "special" kids lunch unless they could somehow tie their shoes on their own... you would see the most remarkable thing... all the kids would start working together, vigorously fighting through the pain of hunger to somehow tie each other's shoes.
I mean, it usually took several hours to complete the task but it was because of one little special thing that they eventually always got fed: teamwork. It's beautiful, it really is. And somehow, when Adrian says "we're sort of mutual mentors," I see it as that kind of teamwork I once experienced as a counselor years ago.
Oh, just for the record, it was only the other counselors who did that. I, on the other hand, am a nice guy and therefore I bought each and every one of my kids Velcro shoes from day one.
Sweet and thoughtful, I know. Plus, when I tell this story to hot chicks, their hearts melt right before my eyes. I then play with them as if I am a sculptor and they are pieces of unformed clay in my hands... they follow the commands of my charm to do whatever it is that I want.
And if that doesn't work, I just slip some GHB in their drink. Either way, it's fantastic.
But that's not all that Adrian said about his "human-to-human" relationship with Paris. He said, and I quote:
And if by world of possibility you mean the possibility of having sex with a disease-ridden vagina, then yes.
Ahh, Vinny you let me down bro... how could you let the she-devil brainwash you like that?.. I guess I can't blame you though, it's the power of the pu... I'll stop here. How do I know? Because it's happened to me before... too many times, bro. Too many times.
