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Angelina Jolie

Angelina Jolie is close to signing a deal to play a CIA officer in a role that was originally slated for Tom Cruise! HA! Tom lost his role to a girl! Us Magazine reports:

Looks like Angelina Jolie is heading back to work.

The new mom of twins, 33, is close to signing a deal to play a CIA officer in the thriller Edwin A. Salt, according to Variety.

Accused by a defector of being a Russian sleeper spy, Jolie's character "must then elude capture long enough to establish her innocence," Variety reports.

The role was originally slated for Tom Cruise, but he dropped out."

HAHAHA! Tom Cruise lost his job to a girl! I love it! I hope this reminds him how much of a little pansy boy he really is! Sure, Angelina is very sexy, independent, and intimidating in her own right and she could have taken the top of playing a CIA officer from any man out there, but it's just icing on the cake that she took the job from Tom Cruise. And you know what, he knows how embarassing this is. Wait... if you listen closely... I mean very closely... you can hear little Tommy whimpering in the distance like a small, wounded animal.

8.12.08 at 11:47:04 AM - Add Comment - Bookmark and Share

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