Jennifer Aniston's Body is Not a Wonderland

Once again, Jennifer Aniston failed to tie the knot with yet another guy. This time, it was Rock star (and I use that term loosely) John Mayer.

Mirror.co.uk reports:

It is yet more heartache for the gorgeous Friends star, who has been unable to find love again since her divorce from Brad Pitt four years ago.

"There's been a bit of tension for some time, " says a source close to 30-year-old John. "They initially opted for a break, hoping a trial split might make them stronger. Sadly it doesn't seem to have worked.

"John took the decision to end things as he felt he just wasn't ready for the level of commitment that Jennifer deserved.

I can only hope John broke up with her through a text message. That would be the funniest thing since Friends. And the irony of that alone makes it even funnier.

It's probably painful for her to watch her ex-husband, Brad Pitt, marry a girl who could suck the Malaysian fingerprints off an Abercrombie sweater and raise a family containing a member from each continent. But, she'll be okay. She's still Jennifer Aniston at the end of the day. Which probably blows right now, but it won't in a few days.

Here are some pictures of Jennifer Aniston doing the most exciting thing ever. Exiting a vehicle.

8.13.08 at 02:46:36 PM