According to an article by OK!, the ridiculously gorgeous Scarlett Johansson doesn't want a big wedding with fiance Ryan Reynolds. Which just makes sense considering they have more people watching them take a shit than I do when I streak across a playground.
"Scarlett's not big on some over-the-top wedding with white doves and 300 guests," a pal of the actress tells OK!. In fact, the friend says the actress and 31-year-old Reynolds are thinking of having a small civil ceremony with just the two of them and Scarlett's twin brother Hunter as the witness.
If you ask me, it's a marriage destined to fail. They haven't even gotten married and she's already cheated on him with Penelope Cruz and Javier Bardem. That's just messed up.
Here's Scarlett looking like she just got back from a good time at Jamboree in the Hills.

