Scarlett Johansson Doesn't Want a Big Wedding

Scarlett Johansson  and Ryan Reynolds

According to an article by OK!, the ridiculously gorgeous Scarlett Johansson doesn't want a big wedding with fiance Ryan Reynolds. Which just makes sense considering they have more people watching them take a shit than I do when I streak across a playground.

Friends say the 23-year-old beauty, who was spotted back in February trying on Monique Lhuillier dresses in L.A. and paging through In Style Wedding and Brides Magazines on Aug.5 in Beverly Hills, will most likely want something simple.

"Scarlett's not big on some over-the-top wedding with white doves and 300 guests," a pal of the actress tells OK!. In fact, the friend says the actress and 31-year-old Reynolds are thinking of having a small civil ceremony with just the two of them and Scarlett's twin brother Hunter as the witness.

If you ask me, it's a marriage destined to fail. They haven't even gotten married and she's already cheated on him with Penelope Cruz and Javier Bardem. That's just messed up.

Here's Scarlett looking like she just got back from a good time at Jamboree in the Hills.

8.14.08 at 07:42:34 AM