Heidi Montag and her worthless fiancée Spencer Pratt were out at club LAX celebrating Heidi's 21st birthday the other night.
Believe it or not, neither the excessive amount of Heidi-Spencer PDA nor her horse-face was the most hideous and unbearable thing that was on display on her special night. Although both aforementioned things are indeed hideous and unbearable in their own right, they are outweighed by Heidi's horrible attempt at singing.
See for yourself.
What the hell was that? There were deaf people in the crowd who left the club after the performance because they couldn't bear that horrible screeching coming out of Heidi's big horse-mouth. Funny thing is, she's lip-synching. Yes, she's that bad.
And what the hell are those spastic movements? She looks like a deer having a seizure after it got hit by a truck on the highway hopelessly fighting for its own life... only in her case, by deer I mean horse.
If you haven't already thrown up in disgust, here's some pics of Heidi being all horsey, rubbing up on Spencer that are sure to test the human limitations of your gag reflex.
