E! Online has learned that the recent rumors that Hugh Hefner is shutting the doors to the Playboy Mansion are false. The rumor that his penis looks like a shriveled potato wedge is still anyone's call.
Despite a report claiming Hugh Hefner's pulling the plug on his famed bashes at the megamansion, nothing could be further from the truth.
"Absolutely false," Playboy's PR director tells E! News of the rumor. "We're having a huge Halloween party, a New Year's Eve party...it's full steam ahead."
"Absolutely false," Playboy's PR director tells E! News of the rumor. "We're having a huge Halloween party, a New Year's Eve party...it's full steam ahead."
This is awesome because I'm having a Halloween party too except without the chlamydia. You're all invited. Unless you have chlamydia.
