Busy Philipps Sets Her Daughter Up for Humiliation

Busy Phillips

Busy Philipps has decided to name her newborn daughter, "Birdie." According to an OK! story:

Actress Busy Philipps and her screenwriter-husband Marc Silverstein are the latest celebs to choose a bizarre name for their baby. On Thursday, they announced they will call their newborn daughter "Birdie." (Birdie Leigh Silverstein was born Wednesday, weighing in at 9 lbs., 7 oz., according to E! News. Philipps is godmother to Michelle Williams' two-year-old daughter, Matilda.)

Awesome. Why don't you just name her cuntflap or Barry Manilow? I realize your name is Busy and you probably got punched in the face a lot, but that should be enough to just name your daughter Jane or Mary. Instead, she's subjected to being called Turdie-Birdie in grade school, Flirty-Birdie in junior high, and Big Fat Slut with the Weird Ass Name in high school. Not a good road ahead for dirty Birdie.

8.15.08 at 10:30:03 AM
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