John Mayer killed my hopes that there was some underlying reason for his break-up with Jennifer Aniston. I was hoping he had AIDS or she was a lesbian. Sadly, it's not the case according to what John said recently.
"There's no lying, there's no cheating, there's no nothing," Mayer told reporters Saturday about his split with Aniston after working out at an Equinox Gym in New York's SoHo neighborhood.
If anything Mayer had only praise for his ex, saying: "Jennifer Aniston is the smartest, most sophisticated person I think I have ever met."
So what went wrong? "People are different, people have different chemistry," said Mayer, who appeared emotional, nervous and sad. "I ended a relationship to be alone, because I don't want to waste somebody's time if something's not right."
If anything Mayer had only praise for his ex, saying: "Jennifer Aniston is the smartest, most sophisticated person I think I have ever met."
So what went wrong? "People are different, people have different chemistry," said Mayer, who appeared emotional, nervous and sad. "I ended a relationship to be alone, because I don't want to waste somebody's time if something's not right."
And by not right, he's referring to Jennifer's hands. They look like she got a hand transplant from Andre the Giant. It's really bizarre and probably the reason for the breakup. At least that's what I'm going with since John's reasoning is about as exciting as licking Hershey's syrup off of my own testicles. Hmmm, brb.
