Marrying Phil Collins is Like Winning the Lottery

Phil Collins

Phil Collins is sad right now. TMZ reports:

Phil Collins' ex-wife, Orianne Cevey, definitely has a leg up on Heather, milking a $46 mil divorce payday from the soft-rocker, according to the the Brit tabs. It's the biggest payout of its kind ever in the UK, beating Heather's payout by a cool $2 million.

Phil and Paul McCartney should hang out. And by hang out, I mean a joint suicide. Combined, they've lost well over $100m in divorces. To put that into perspective, you could buy 985 elephants or a minor league baseball field. Unless of course you're these two guys and then you can just buy your ex-wife anything she wants...forever.

8.18.08 at 11:09:41 AM