According to OK!, Avril Lavigne's tour date on August 29th in Malaysia is in jeopardy because she's a whore.
"It is considered too sexy for us," explains Kamarulzaman Mohamed, a representative of the country's Pan-Malaysian Islamic party. "It's not good for viewers in Malaysia... We don't want our people, our teenagers, influenced by their performance. We want clean artists, artists that are good role models.'
In other words, our teenagers are too busy sewing socks and soccer balls to bother being entertained. I realize that's offensive to Malaysia, but they don't care about anything they can't sew, craft, or assemble. So it's okay.
Since none of you have tickets to Avril's concert in Malaysia, it doesn't really matter how this turns out. So don't look for an update unless a brigade of horny Malaysian girls with tickets storm Kamarulzaman's hut and stab him with their needles a lot.
I love Malaysia, but I love these high-res images more.
