Britney Spears tells OK! in a recent interview and photoshoot how she went from white trash fat ass to white trash normal ass.
"I'm the healthiest I've been all my life," Britney, 26, tells OK!. "My diet has a lot to do with my getting into shape. I have no sugar. I don't eat fruit or even fruit juice because of the sugar. I eat chicken and salmon and rice. I eat avocados. I'll have egg whites for breakfast and sometimes turkey burgers for lunch. I try to do just 1,200 calories a day. It may sound like it's not much, but it's actually a lot of food if you eat the right things."
Of course, Brit also hits the gym on a regular basis, doing "lots of cardio and weights" five days a week.
Of course, Brit also hits the gym on a regular basis, doing "lots of cardio and weights" five days a week.
1,200 calories a day? She consumes that in semen alone. She left out the part about stomach surgery and the portable bulimia toilet she had designed just for her.
I do find it hard to believe she's "the healthiest" she's been in her entire life. Everyone knows you're the healthiest at 10 years old. I could run like 4 marathons and still make it back for Thundercats at 3:30. But anyway, if Britney can start concealing her vajay when she exits vehicles, she might graduate from "absolutely repulsive" to "mildly disgusting."
