Eight Gold Medals And Still Ugly

Michael Phelps

In different words, Amanda Beard has said Michael Phelps is the most disgusting, ugliest man on the face of the Earth. From USMagazine:

"Eww, that's nasty!" she said via telephone from Beijing on 93.7 KRQ Tucson's Johnjay and Rich in the Morning.

"Come on, I have really good taste," she added. "He's not really my type."

Beard — who has a boyfriend (a photographer) — said she has no clue how the rumors started.

Phelps also dismissed the dating rumors.

"I'm not dating Amanda Beard. I'll say that," he told Extra. "I think she has a boyfriend."

As for rumors that Carrie Underwood has a crush on him, he said, "That's the first I've heard of that. That's pretty cool."

Is Amanda Beard 12 or just retarded? Every good feeling Michael Phelps had about winning 8 gold medals, surprassing Mark Spitz, winning one race by one-hundredth of a second, having sex with underage Chinese gymnasts, and being on the brink of millions of dollars in endorsements...is now gone. All thanks to a bitch with the last name Beard.

He's really gonna drown himself when he finds out Carrie Underwood doesn't like him either.

By the way, that was just a joke about the underage Chinese gymnasts. I think they were Japanese.

8.20.08 at 10:36:45 AM
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