K-Fed must have realized that since he would never touch his ex-wife sexually in the state she's in, he could always still screw her in court.
It looks like wild Britney is finally going to be put on a leash. And by that I mean she's gotta sober up, or her kids are going to end up with K-Fed forever. Looks like the custody battle is moving along nicely for Britney.
Yahoo! News reports:
In the court ruling, Superior Court Commissioner Scott Gordon wrote:
Furthermore Yahoo! reports:
See, all the other stuff I could deal with... but if I were K-Fed, I would protest this whole prohibited derogatory remark thing. I mean, where's the fun in having an ex-wife who is a fat, worthless skank if you can't call her a fat, worthless skank!? Where's the justice in that, commissioner!?
Anyway, here's the big problem for Britney:
Yea, that doesn't exactly work when all you do with your life is go out clubbing while 2-year-old Sean Preson and 1-year-old Jayden James are at home with K-Fed.
Question... If the little one needs to be breast fed, what does K-Fed do? Oh, what's that? In an attempt to gain even more favor from the court, K-Fed had mammary glands surgically implanted in his man-breasts? Wow. If that doesn't say "daddy dedication," I don't know what does.
Anyway... the court ruling specifically demands that Britney:
Parenting coach!? Little 7-year-old kids who play soccer need coaches. Britney and K-Fed... they need more than a coach. The only thing that can save them and their kids would be some sort of divine intervention. Only problem is, I find it hard to believe that God likes skanks and/or little wiggas with unsuccessful rap albums who mooch off their dead-beat wife's money.
Well, if divine intervention doesn't work, maybe Superior Court Commissioner Scott Gordon could call Batman and he could help Britney and K-Fed. Remember "Commissioner Gordon" from Batman? No? Nothing? Dammit! The irony still kills me though! And after all, some of this has to be for me!
Until Batman saves you though, Britney, stick to the Ice Cream you got up there! Remember Britney, Ice Cream keeps your kids... booze and street drugs... not so much.
