Jennifer Love Hewitt recently told Health Magazine something mildly disturbing and definitely incriminating:
The excitement of pedophiles everywhere aside, it's just not realistic to be naked for 16 years. I have an Uncle who tried it and was arrested after 16 days. Not to mention, if you have an interest in hiking, there's nothing worse than a 12 year old losing her virginity to a thorn bush. And when you go on a date, you round second base just with a hug. It's a sick notion, but Jennifer can say it because she's not fat anymore. And people love people who used to be fat.
Jennifer Love Hewitt with a truck stuffed under her dress...

