Celeb Parasite

Jennifer Love Hewitt

Jennifer Love Hewitt recently told Health Magazine something mildly disturbing and definitely incriminating:

I wish I had been nude from the time I was 12 until I was 28. I looked great! I want to tell all young girls to walk around in bikinis all summer—and enjoy it. I want to tell them to never, ever feel bad about anything, because there will be that one day in your 20s when you’ll eat a hamburger and actually see the hamburger on the side of your leg. Initially it’s shocking, and you think, Whoa, I have to actually think about what I eat and work out double the amount I did before.

The excitement of pedophiles everywhere aside, it's just not realistic to be naked for 16 years. I have an Uncle who tried it and was arrested after 16 days. Not to mention, if you have an interest in hiking, there's nothing worse than a 12 year old losing her virginity to a thorn bush. And when you go on a date, you round second base just with a hug. It's a sick notion, but Jennifer can say it because she's not fat anymore. And people love people who used to be fat.

Jennifer Love Hewitt with a truck stuffed under her dress...

8.20.08 at 11:28:00 AM - Add Comment - Bookmark and Share

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