Since John McCain said Obama is a celebrity, I can post about this. Apparently, Barack's half-brother in Kenya has been tracked down. I don't have a picture of him, but I heard he's black. US, among every other publication in existence, reports:
"No-one knows who I am," George Hussein Onyango Obama, 26, told the magazine. "I live here on less than a dollar a month. I live like a recluse, no-one knows I exist. If anyone says something about my surname, I say we are not related."
George's shack – which measures only 6 feet by 10 feet – features football posters and a photograph of the Democratic presidential hopeful from a newspaper.
In his autobiography, Obama described George as a "beautiful boy with a rounded head."
That's the best description of a brother ever. A rounded head. How bizarre. Since, you know, most heads are shaped like the letter K. It's a a little strange that our potential next president has a half-brother in Kenya that lives in a space smaller than my oven. .
We'll see how this whole half-brother thing turns out leading up to the election. I probably won't cover it here unless he has a nipple slip or dates Jennifer Aniston. Sorry.
Oh, and I lied about not having a picture. Here he is, living the dream in Kenya.
