Celeb Parasite

Jennifer Garner

Jennifer Garner has confirmed to US that she has voluntarily agreed to be sick for 9 months and ultimately let 8 pounds of flesh exit her vagina.

At an event celebrating the 10th anniversary of Baby Einstein products in L.A. Wednesday, a USA Today reporter asked the actress, 36, about her upcoming projects.

Garner then pointed to her baby bump and said with a smile, “This.”

"We're so excited, obviously," she told Access Hollywood.

She also joked about her swollen belly. "Oh, I'm not pregnant. I just had a lot of carbs for breakfast. It's just — what do they call it — a breakfast pouch?"

No, that's what Jennifer Love Hewitt calls it.

This is surprising because I thought Ben Affleck was a hermaphrodite at best. Plus Jennifer Garner isn't that young anymore, so I hope the baby isn't retarded.

Just kidding about all that. I love Jennifer Garner but can only pray she cheated on Ben with John Stamos to get pregnant. Here are some images of Jennifer with a baby inside of her...and one of John Stamos just in case he's the father.

8.20.08 at 03:39:32 PM - Add Comment - Bookmark and Share

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