Jennifer Garner has confirmed to US that she has voluntarily agreed to be sick for 9 months and ultimately let 8 pounds of flesh exit her vagina.
Garner then pointed to her baby bump and said with a smile, “This.”
"We're so excited, obviously," she told Access Hollywood.
She also joked about her swollen belly. "Oh, I'm not pregnant. I just had a lot of carbs for breakfast. It's just — what do they call it — a breakfast pouch?"
No, that's what Jennifer Love Hewitt calls it.
This is surprising because I thought Ben Affleck was a hermaphrodite at best. Plus Jennifer Garner isn't that young anymore, so I hope the baby isn't retarded.
Just kidding about all that. I love Jennifer Garner but can only pray she cheated on Ben with John Stamos to get pregnant. Here are some images of Jennifer with a baby inside of her...and one of John Stamos just in case he's the father.






