Once considered borderline retarded, Jessica Simpson is anything but. In addition to her clothing line, music career and Proactiv commercials, she'll now be the face of a beer company according to OK! Magazine:
it was announced today that she will be the new face of Stampede Light Plus, a beer marketed by Dallas' Stampede Brewing Co. as a beer for active people.
She'll appear in ads for the beverage and is also taking a 15 percent stake in the company. Jessica said in a statement that she's ''always looking for ways to diversify my portfolio with good ideas and good people.''
She'll appear in ads for the beverage and is also taking a 15 percent stake in the company. Jessica said in a statement that she's ''always looking for ways to diversify my portfolio with good ideas and good people.''
I wish I owned 15 bottles of Stampede Light, let alone 15% of the company. Jessica has come a long way since the Chicken of the Sea days when, at best, I thought she might appear in an ad for Hungry Hungry Hippos some day. That game sucked ass, by the way. The most hyper kid who didn't take his ritalin always won because there was no real skill involved.
So Jessica Simpson is killing acne, providing beer, selling clothes and trying to sing. Blonde hair and a big set of tits are all I want for Christmas.
