I've always pretty much hated Tila Tequila, but whichever part of Earth's asshole she found her newest girlfriend, I think I'll stay away.
In case you don't know, that face belongs to Courtenay Semel. It may also partially belong to Satan, not sure, but she dated Lindsay Lohan late last year. Which makes sense since Lindsay is allegedly getting un-gay lately. Not only would I get un-gay if I touched Courtenay Semel, but I would probably kill myself too. Or at least try. I've got tough skin.
Go Tila. That MySpace gig is really working out for ya.









