Matt Damon's Sperm Can't Make a Boy

Matt Damon

People has learned that Matt Damon gave birth yesterday to a baby girl. Although it might've been his wife, they didn't really specify:

"Matt and Lucy Damon had a baby girl named Gia Zavala on Wednesday, Aug. 20th. Everyone's doing great," Damon's rep, Jennifer Allen, tells PEOPLE. "She is a healthy baby girl."

The newest addition is the third little girl in the Damon household, joining big sisters Isabella, 2, and Alexia, 10.

Damon recently joked about living with so many females, telling USA Today from his home in Miami, "I'm so outnumbered down here, it's crazy."

Congratulations and good luck with all that vagina camping out in one household. Especially in 10 years. Maybe he can start a girl group or something.

According to People's list, Matt Damon is also the sexiest man alive (which is currently being disputed by my lawyers since my mom says I am). So that's probably kinda weird for his 10 year old daughter. I hope she doesn't have Matt Damon posters all over her wall. Creepy.

8.21.08 at 08:49:47 AM