Carrie Underwood recently said her ex-boyfriend and NFL quarterback, Tony Romo, has been calling her. Jessica Simpson says there ain't no way and there ain't now how:
"I checked his call log," she said Wednesday in an interview with a Nashville radio station.
Of Romo, Underwood tells September's Allure: "The phone will ring and it'll be him, and I'll maybe not answer."
"Tony and I both laughed at that," Simpson said. "We got a chuckle out of it."
Simpson and Romo seem to be going strong.
"Most of the guys I dated were captivated by my heart but they had different ways of trying to get to me," Simpson says in September's Elle. "Tony understands me.
What's there to understand? Jessica's about as deep as a paper cut and Tony clearly isn't dating her for her take on energy conservation. I guess "Tony understands me" could mean he's good at anal sex. I don't really know Hollywood slang or Texas slang or much of anything at all now that I think about it.
I don't really know if Carrie or Jessica is telling the truth, but if it doesn't end in a pool filled with pudding, jell-o and possibly some of Bill Cosby's semen, I don't really care.