American Idol Gets a Normal Female Judge

Kara DioGuardi

The producers of American Idol finally realized a drugged-up, washed-up Paul Abdul might not be good enough. So they added Kara DioGuardi, the songwriter, to the panel according to US:

DioGuardi will appear at the judges' table with Paula Abdul, Simon Cowell and Randy Jackson on the eighth season of the hit show, which premieres in January.

"We are turning the heat up on Idol this year and are thrilled to welcome Kara to the judges' table," show creator and executive producer Simon Fuller said in a statement.

DioGuardi's songs have appeared on more than 100 million records by the likes of Christina Aguilera, Gwen Stefani, Celine Dion, Faith Hill, Pink, Britney Spears, Miley Cyrus, the Jonas Brothers, Jessica Simpson and Nick Lachey.

"She is a smart, sassy lady, and one of America's most successful songwriters. We know she will bring a new level of energy and excitement to the show," Fuller added.

American Idol was originally slated to have four judges, executive producer Cecile Frot-Coutaz said in the statement announcing the news.

"We've seen from our international series that having a fourth judge creates a dynamic that benefits both the contestants and the viewers," she explained.

It also helps that the international versions don't have Paula Abdul flinging her dumptruck of maniacal all around the show. Not to mention Abdul is an Arabic name. Maybe there's a spot open on Afghan Idol or Dancing with the Kuwaitis. She's also probably a terrorist.

It'll be interesting to see what Kara brings to the show. I just hope it has sharp claws and a pissed off attitude.

8.25.08 at 09:24:17 AM
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