The new cast of Dancing with the Stars has been announced. There's a bit of gay, plenty of athletes, and a lot of beautiful women. OK! is one of many publications releasing the list today:
Lance Bass, Singer
Rocco DiSpirito, Chef
Misty May-Treanor, Olympic beach volleyball player
Maurice Greene, Olympic sprinter
Toni Braxton, Grammy-winning singer
Kim Kardashian, Reality TV star
Cody Linley, Hannah Montana co-star
Cloris Leachman, Oscar-winning actress
Ted McGinley, Actor
Brooke Burke, Actress
Jeffrey Ross, Stand-up comedian
Warren Sapp, Super Bowl champion
Susan Lucci, Soap Star
Rocco DiSpirito, Chef
Misty May-Treanor, Olympic beach volleyball player
Maurice Greene, Olympic sprinter
Toni Braxton, Grammy-winning singer
Kim Kardashian, Reality TV star
Cody Linley, Hannah Montana co-star
Cloris Leachman, Oscar-winning actress
Ted McGinley, Actor
Brooke Burke, Actress
Jeffrey Ross, Stand-up comedian
Warren Sapp, Super Bowl champion
Susan Lucci, Soap Star
With Kim Kardashian joining the cast, at least Warren Sapp doesn't have the biggest ass. But they might as well just cancel the season and give it to Misty May-Treanor. She could crush a baby koala bear with her left tit. She sweats all kinds of awesomeness.
I know who won't win, and that's Jeffrey Ross. But he might tell us a joke or something
