I don't usually use words like "stunning" and "beautiful" to describe celebrity women... but, in this case, anything less would be uncivilized.
So, here's the beautiful Jessica Alba looking absolutely stunning yesterday at the L.A. Premiere of her new movie Good Luck Chuck.
I'm just glad she decided to not dress ugly for this event. Thanks for that Jess... you know, hiding your beauty like that does no good for neither me, nor my penis. So on behalf of both of us, I sincerely thank you.
Check Jessica out, just don't look directly into Dane Cook's eyes. Legend has it that anyone who does, immediately turns into a retard. And with that brief warning, I leave you, for now. Enjoy, kids.
