Brad and Angelina Probably Don't Need $2592.81

Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie

People has discovered Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are eligible to receive nearly $2,600 per month in child benefits, under French law:

Just before the birth of their twins, Knox and Vivienne, the movie stars moved into the Chateau Miraval in the south of France.

Pitt, 44, registered the family at the town hall in nearby Brignoles – making them qualify for France's generous parenting subsidies.

No one expects the Jolie-Pitt clan to cash in, but they are technically eligible for a "nanny payment" of $975.84 a month, not to mention an "orphan allowance" of $508.97 for each of their three adopted children. The grand total, $2,592.81, would be payable by check each month.

When Brad Pitt pisses, he makes more than $2,600, so they obviously won't be taking the cash. But it does raise an interesting question: do you think Brad has clear urine or has all of the wine he must drink living in France turned it a darker yellow? Hmm.

One thing is true, and that is that the French government sure is generous. Of course they're probably just worried that a band of 8 angry parents will overtake the country. HAHA, a joke about France being weak. Ha...

8.25.08 at 01:12:10 PM
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