According to People, Alessandra Ambrosio gave birth to her first child:
The supermodel, 27, and her boyfriend, California businessman Jamie Mazur, have been dating since 2005. This is their first child.
So far, Ambrosio says, motherhood has been a breeze. "She hasn't cried once except for a second when they pulled her out," says Ambrosio.
At least the little girl has a simple name - Anja Louise Ambrosio Mazur. She might be able to spell it by the time she enters 7th grade. We'll see.
It would also be interesting to know how a baby came out of Alessandra's 7'8", 94 pound body. The vagina is a mysterious creature. A little too mysterious. Girls hate me. But that's okay as long as I have these pictures of Alessandra to hold at night...






