Alessandra Ambrosio Somehow Had a Baby

Alessandra Ambrosio

According to People, Alessandra Ambrosio gave birth to her first child:

"To all of our family and friends, we are pleased to announce that our little princess Anja Louise Ambrosio Mazur was born on Sunday Aug 24 at 7:32 p.m.," Ambrosio says in a statement. "She is 6.3 lbs. and absolutely perfect."

The supermodel, 27, and her boyfriend, California businessman Jamie Mazur, have been dating since 2005. This is their first child.

So far, Ambrosio says, motherhood has been a breeze. "She hasn't cried once except for a second when they pulled her out," says Ambrosio.

At least the little girl has a simple name - Anja Louise Ambrosio Mazur. She might be able to spell it by the time she enters 7th grade. We'll see.

It would also be interesting to know how a baby came out of Alessandra's 7'8", 94 pound body. The vagina is a mysterious creature. A little too mysterious. Girls hate me. But that's okay as long as I have these pictures of Alessandra to hold at night...

8.25.08 at 01:47:20 PM
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