People learned yesterday that Charlie Sheen (42) and his new wife, Brooke (29), are already expecting a baby.
"Brooke and I are thrilled!" the Two and a Half Men star said in a statement Monday. "She's the best stepmom Sam, Lola and Cassandra could ever hope for. Seeing her love and affection with those three, I know she'll be an amazing mom. Unless I bat 100 percent, perhaps a boy awaits us."
Sheen, 42, already has three daughters: Sam, 4, and Lola, 3, with ex-wife Denise Richards, and Cassandra, 23, with ex-girlfriend Paula Profitt.
When the gap between your oldest child and your latest wife falls within 7 years, you might want to reconsider some things, such as living. Plus, the odds of Denise Richards murdering Charlie just got better. Although if that happens, maybe we'll see another lesbian scene in prison with Neve Campbell. Neve is in prison, right? Tax fraud or stealing a Panda bear or something.
Anyway, when Charlie inevitably impregnates Miley Cyrus in 10 years and she's 15 years younger than all of her step-kids, that'll be even stranger than this. So whatever.
