Michael Lohan is Engaged and We Strangely Care

Michael Lohan

When I found out Michael Lohan was now engaged, I just automatically assumed it was to Lindsay Lohan. It made the most sense but turned out to be wrong according to OK! magazine:

OK! has confirmed with sources close to the Lohan family patriarch that the Georgia Rule actress, 22, will soon be gaining yet another family member — a stepmom.

"Michael recently proposed to his girlfriend Erin Muller," the source reveals to OK!. "But they're keeping it quiet for the moment."

The Lohans aren't all that different from the family on Full House. If DJ was doing crack with Kimmy and sleeping with her dad while Stephanie got a tit job and the twins were sold into white slavery, it would pretty much be a Lohan reality show.

Someone should get this Erin Muller woman a medal or at least an honorary badge. She would've had a better life marrying a flushed tampon than this douchebag.

8.26.08 at 01:03:22 PM