According to a source on Kay McConaughey's new book, I Amaze Myself!, Matthew's dad died while having sex with his mom.
“On Monday mornings, he and I often said goodbye by making love,” Kay says exclusively in the latest issue of Us Weekly. “But one day, all of a sudden, it just happened.
"I knew that something was wrong, because I didn’t hear anything from him. Just nothing," she says. "But it was just the best way to go!”
And when her man couldn’t be revived, she made sure he was taken from the house in the buff.
“I was just so proud to show off my big old Jim McConaughey — and his gift,” she says.
"I knew that something was wrong, because I didn’t hear anything from him. Just nothing," she says. "But it was just the best way to go!”
And when her man couldn’t be revived, she made sure he was taken from the house in the buff.
“I was just so proud to show off my big old Jim McConaughey — and his gift,” she says.
Wow, I wish I was Kay's husband. First, she kills him with her vagina, and then she shows his penis to paramedics. Yeah, that's how I wanna go too.
She also goes on to say that Matthew was an accident that happened while she was debating whether to "have an affair? Or go back to school?" Considering all of this, it's hard to believe Matt's only issue is not wearing deoderant, which is probably a real concern for anyone within 300 feet of the image above.
