Michael Bolton and Nicollette Sheridan Hate Each Other

Nicollette Sheridan and Michael Bolton

They don't hate each other, but it would be more exciting if they did. In reality, they simply ended their engagement, People learned:

"Nicollette Sheridan and Michael Bolton have amicably ended their engagement," said Nicole Perna. "They appreciate your respect for their privacy in this matter."

The couple's relationship originally started in 1992, and lasted for five years.

This is actually really upsetting to me. Just kidding, it's not at all. The hair Michael Bolton had for years should automatically render him unmarryable anyway. I could possibly see him with a 17th century pirate or a mop. But Nicollette Sheridan? Nah.

Considering they started dating in 1992 and, 16 years later, couldn't tie the knot, it's time to move on. They both have a lot to offer. Nicollette is a somewhat beautiful woman, and Michael probably doesn't shit the bed.

8.27.08 at 09:57:44 AM