Kelly Osbourne left her house today, looking like she pissed off a pitbull. DailyMail has the alleged scoop:
Kelly had a low-key bank holiday weekend at home after suffering from a tummy bug.
Her illness was made even worse when she reached to get a glass from a cupboard in her kitchen and the whole piece of furniture fell off the wall on top of her, cutting her temple and hitting her in the left eye.
Her spokesman Gary Farrow said: 'She was suffering from a stomach upset all weekend, which meant she couldn't go out anywhere, and then this happened.
'She is fine now, though.'
Her illness was made even worse when she reached to get a glass from a cupboard in her kitchen and the whole piece of furniture fell off the wall on top of her, cutting her temple and hitting her in the left eye.
Her spokesman Gary Farrow said: 'She was suffering from a stomach upset all weekend, which meant she couldn't go out anywhere, and then this happened.
'She is fine now, though.'
Yeah, she looks real fine. Any chance this "cupboard" had legs, two fists, and a dangling penis between its shelves? It's a common story for an abused girl except usually it's at least somewhat believable. For example, she could've been trying to find her career when she fell down the basement steps. Or maybe she was trying to eject a VHS and stood too close.
My ex-girlfriend had plenty of excuses, just ask her. I'm kidding. Seriously. Please don't ask her.
