Celeb Parasite

Katy Perry

According to E!Online, Katy Perry is looking for a girl to kiss at this year's Video Music Awards:

Katy Perry is apparently working on finding a female celeb to kiss during this year's live telecast of the awards show on Sept. 7.

Who does MTV want to match her up with?

Lindsay Lohan!

"Producers are really working hard on it," a source exclusively reveals to me. "They'd love it to be Lindsay, and they're actually going to ask."

Any time there's a mention of lesbianism to any degree, Lindsay Lohan's name is brought up. Ellen and Portia got married? Oh, well, Lindsay Lohan sat on Samantha Ronson's face this morning. Even that car from Herbie: Fully Loaded is gay now.

If Katy really wants to kiss a girl, maybe she should kiss the nearly identical Zooey Deschanel. At least then we can find out if you really do die when you meet your twin.

Bonus Video: Katy gets her breasts plastered...for some reason

8.28.08 at 10:36:19 AM - Add Comment - Bookmark and Share

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