There's a Rehab Facility for Sex?

David Duchovny

David Duchovny has apparently entered rehab for an addiction to sex. People states:

"I have voluntarily entered a facility for the treatment of sex addiction," the actor says in an exclusive statement. "I ask for respect and privacy for my wife and children as we deal with this situation as a family."

Duchovny, 48, has been married to actress Téa Leoni since 1997. They have two children, daughter Madelaine West, 9, and son Kyd, 6.

Treatment of a sex addiction? I think that's called masturbation. I'm not sure if Tea Leoni is feeding David a line of bull because she hates his penis or what, but a sex rehab facility doesn't seem natural. It's like a plant going to rehab for photosynthesis.

I don't know the details of his addiction, but for it to come to this, I hope it's serious enough that he can't even watch Hell's Kitchen without getting an erection. He better not even be able to make a frozen pizza without fucking the microwave. Otherwise, this should be considered a crime and he should be jailed.

8.29.08 at 08:48:08 AM