Pop legend and the whitest black man you know, Michael Jackson, turned 50 today. An USMagazine article says he's feeling "very young" too:
Michael Jackson says he's "having a wonderful time, just relaxing" as he celebrates his 50th birthday Friday.
"I feel very wise and sage, but at the same time very young," he said in a phone interview with ABC's Good Morning America Friday.
How will the King of Pop spend his birthday?
"Just have a little cake with my children and we'll probably watch some cartoons," he revealed.
"I feel very wise and sage, but at the same time very young," he said in a phone interview with ABC's Good Morning America Friday.
How will the King of Pop spend his birthday?
"Just have a little cake with my children and we'll probably watch some cartoons," he revealed.
That last quote isn't all that creepy until I look at Michael Jackson's picture and imagine him saying it. Then I just wanna call the police immediately and save the children.
In fairness, he does look really sexy for 50 years old. But I've been blind since 1973. He's still black, right?









