Michael Lohan Probably Didn't Kill his Dad

Lindsay Lohan's paternal grandfather died yesterday in the arms of her psychotic father, Michael Lohan, OK! has learned:

Michael tells OK!, "My father just, literally, died in my arms. I notified all my kids and my lawyer notified Dina's attorney. Let's see if she has the decency and respect to bring my kids to the wake and funeral."

He continues, "THIS will show her true colors! Thus, not even a call. But that's par for the course with Dina! She didn't even send a card or visit when he was sick."

Yeah, when my dad dies, the first thing I'm going to do is talk about why my ex-wife's a bitch. Makes sense.

I'm not sure why Lindsay's grandpa died in the arms of her dad, but I do wonder if it had anything to do with a knife being inserted in his gut. I'm not saying, implying, or alluding that Michael Lohan killed his own father, but I'm just saying he probably did.

I stand by my previous stance. There's a bridge near my house. The Lohans are welcome to jump, separately or as a group holding hands.

8.29.08 at 09:13:39 AM
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