According to TMZ, David Duchovny's recent checking in at a sex rehab facility is just because he watches porn online. Welcome to normal world, David:
As in www, or the Internet: FOX News reports DD didn't check into rehab because of any hanky-panky, just some over-zealous one-hand typing action. A "friend" of David's says he was addicted to porn –- which is amusing given Fox Mulder's recurring porn obsession on "The X-Files."
What is this, Iran? We don't check ourselves into rehab facilities for watching porn. The biggest issue for porn online is finding a site that doesn't give you a virus or suck you into an endless loop of links, none of which actually show the Verne Troyer sex tape you so desperately want to see.
When I found out he was entering a sex rehab joint, at least it seemed kinda cool then. Getting so many girls that you're forced to admit yourself? That's bad ass. Being caught too many times with your pants around your ankles in front of the computer screen? Not so much.
