Britney Spears Isn't Completely Hideous - What?

Britney Spears in a Bikini

Something's wrong. Why do I almost wanna have sex with Britney Spears? I still don't because herpes is herpes no matter how hot the girl is, but it's the best she has looked in at least 5 years. I would almost take her to a family Christmas dinner.

Someone must've taken these images with the first cell phone camera ever, but beggars can't be choosers. And I'm a beggar. Please give me a life.

9.02.08 at 08:28:17 AM