John McCain's VP pick, Sarah Palin, recently released a statement about her daughter Bristol's pregnancy. It turns out the father is Levi Johnston, and this is what his MySpace page said:
"I'm a f**kin' redneck who likes to snowboard and ride dirt bikes. But I live to play hockey. I like to go camping and hang out with the boys, do some fishing, shoot some sh*t and just f**kin' chillin' I guess. Ya f*ck with me I'll kick ass."
Status: "In a relationship."
Children: "I don't want kids."
Status: "In a relationship."
Children: "I don't want kids."
I don't care that Bristol is only 17 and pregnant. Everyone makes mistakes. But I do care that this jackass is out there procreating, making the world a worse place. I'm just glad he's in Alaska or else he might "kick [my] ass" for saying that.
This is just more reason why the world should subscribe to my method of preventing unwanted pregnancies. Until they turn 18, all girls should have their vaginas sewn shut. It's not like it needs to breathe. It's not really alive or anything.
