The only thing creepier than Jennifer Garner's face in these images is that some photog cornered her in an underground parking garage to take them. Fortunately, not even the horniest rapist would touch her when she looks like this. Unless ugly becomes the new pretty, she's safe.
In fairness to Jennifer, she doesn't usually look like she just rolled out of a moving truck. But she does now, and that's all I care about. I take back any erections she might've given me at any point.
