Kanye Wants This Girl and So Does Everyone Else

Krystal Forscutt

According to the MTV web site, Kanye West wants Krystal Forscutt.

Kanye West has professed his love for a Big Brother contestant.

On his blog, Kanye has created a shrine to Krystal Forscutt - a finalist in Big Brother Australia 2006. The ‘Gold Digger’ star has posted photos, a biography and a fair amount of drool, all in honour of the Aussie model.

"I actually have never met Kanye but I'm a big fan of his music," fit Forscutt told the Daily Telegraph. "Coincidentally I'm heading over to the States for a month in two weeks so you never know."

This is actually inspiring. If Kanye West can just write on his blog that he wants Krystal Foreskin, and then actually have a chance with her, why can't anyone else? I might not be famous or have a direction for a last name, but I once counted to 352 backwards just because I knew I could.

Although Kanye can get away with it, I'm pretty sure when anyone else does it, it means a visit from the police and a seized computer. And I have too many facebook friends to keep up with, so forget it.

9.02.08 at 10:00:54 AM