Usher is Kind of a Slut

Usher

Despite having a wife and child, Usher has decided to have a tour dedicated to women only. According to People:

The singer, 29, is planning an "intimate" concert tour that's just for the ladies, he told the Associated Press, adding that details of his "One Night Stand" shows are still being finalized.

"This album ... was definitely the type of one that was more intimate," the entertainer says of his most recent recording, Here I Stand. "So what better way to get up close and personal than to make it all women?"

And what should female fans expect? "The ladies like to see that masculine build," he told the AP. "They question if I still got it."

Yeah, that seems innocent. He wants to show off his abs and get "intimiate." It's even called One Night Stand. So basically Usher's going to take random women up on stage, fuck them, and then go to the next city. I hope he at least sings while he does it.

Someone get his wife a medal for this. Maybe strip those 10 year old Chinese gymnasts of theirs and give it to her. Or at least buy her a dental dam or a pussy shield of some kind because you can't have sex with 400 women in 3 months and stay clean. Chlamydia just isn't that generous.

9.03.08 at 08:57:33 AM