If you saw Holly Madison on the street, you wouldn't automatically think of an 83 year old penis. You would think blonde hair, enormous boobs, and weird socks. And then you would kill yourself because you can't get 5 feet from it without being tasered, yet a man who brushes his teeth with viagara is all up in that. If the typical guy got 1/50th the action in his life that Hef gets in one night, the price of oil would go down and Yahoo search results would actually give you something worth a shit. Not sure why, but it just feels right.
Holly Madison (Hugh Hefner's main girlfriend if you haven't figured it out yet) looking beyond busty...
