If there was a bridge beside my desk, I would jump off of it. But there's not since it would serve no purpose, so read this bag of WTF from the UK Mirror about Pamela Anderson and Michael Jackson:
The odd couple seem to have bonded over their love of plastic surgery and have been hooking up in Malibu.
We hear the big-boobed babe is a massive fan of Michael... and it seems the feeling is mutual.
A source said: "It was all arranged by their people in total secrecy, very cloak and dagger.
Michael is such a private person. He gets nervous when he thinks people are following him around, so he chose somewhere neutral for their first date.
We hear the big-boobed babe is a massive fan of Michael... and it seems the feeling is mutual.
A source said: "It was all arranged by their people in total secrecy, very cloak and dagger.
Michael is such a private person. He gets nervous when he thinks people are following him around, so he chose somewhere neutral for their first date.
Michael hasn't been with anyone over the age of 9 in quite a while, and Pam won't date anyone with less than 47 tattoos and a crappy band. There must be something deeper with this, which seems to contradict everything about them. Until I hear otherwise, I'm just assuming it's the end times. We're all dead.
