According to the UK Mirror, Josh Hartnett was caught on CCTV having sex with some random girl in a hotel library:
The Pearl Harbor star took a mystery lady back to his hotel and their steamy shenanigans were caught on CCTV.
A whole team of hotel personnel watched dumbstruck as Josh pulled out all the stops in a breathtaking performance.
After stumbling in quite late, they legged it to the library and immediately closed all the curtains so that no one could see in." So far, so considerate.
But our mole went on: "Unfortunately the hotel has security cameras all over the place - the library included. This means their every spit and cough was recorded, and cringing hotel workers saw all of Josh's X-rated moves."
A whole team of hotel personnel watched dumbstruck as Josh pulled out all the stops in a breathtaking performance.
After stumbling in quite late, they legged it to the library and immediately closed all the curtains so that no one could see in." So far, so considerate.
But our mole went on: "Unfortunately the hotel has security cameras all over the place - the library included. This means their every spit and cough was recorded, and cringing hotel workers saw all of Josh's X-rated moves."
Maybe it's because I'm poor and stupid, but I've never even heard of a hotel with a library. Apparently they expect you to read after having sex with that prostitute. Hopefully their STD prevention section is up to date.
My only guess is that Josh went in the library, mistaking it for a time machine to go back to when people cared about his existence. When he realized it was just a room full of books, he had sex with the janitor. That makes the most sense.
