The notion that anyone would have sex with David Spade is pretty ridiculous, but apparently he's the new father of playmate Jillian Grace's baby. That's what USMagazine says:
The comic, 45, welcomed a baby girl August 26 in Missouri with Playboy Playmate Jillian Grace, 22, his rep confirmed to Usmagazine.com on Wednesday.
"I had a brief relationship with Jillian Grace," the Rules of Engagement star told TMZ in January. "If it is true that I am the father of her child, then I will accept responsibility."
"I had a brief relationship with Jillian Grace," the Rules of Engagement star told TMZ in January. "If it is true that I am the father of her child, then I will accept responsibility."
With some luck, we'll find out he raped Jillian or that she's actually a man. Otherwise, I'm forced to accept that a 22 year old girl with a Playboy body had sex with David Spade. And that disturbs me. Maybe after masturbating, he brushed up against her in passing and it just sort of happened. Maybe she's just really fertile, I don't know.
Combined with Michael Jackson dating Pamela Anderson, you can only take so much crazy in one week.
