Here's the quick replay: Carrie Underwood dated Tony Romo. They broke up. Tony Romo dated/is dating Jessica Simpson. Carrie said Tony still calls him. Jessica, in psycho stalker fashion, said it isn't true because she checks all of his phone logs and has one of those electric dog shock collars around Tony at all times and that Carrie is a slut. I might've made up that last part, but here's the latest from OK!
”Now the blondes will take their battle to the country charts, but Carrie is unconcerned. “Carrie doesn’t think fans will spend money to watch Jess warble through a few badly written songs,” says her friend.
Tony needs to cut his lossesand leave the country. He should join a Canadian flag football team and just hide until these two ultimately stab each other in the throats with stiletto heels.
While Carrie's right that most country fans would rather stay at home drinking Busch beer and watching Nascar than pay for anything Jessica Simpson sings, she should keep in mind she wasn't always anorexic. In her early Idol days, she definitely wouldn't pass up an 8-pack of creamsticks given the chance.
If you were Tony, which would you rather wake up to after a nightmare about blowing the Super Bowl because you suck at football?
