Remember how I said Hayden Panettiere was one of the hottest, cutest girls ever because she plays with her puppies and runs around in a cheerleader uniform? Yea, well, it seems that I might have gotten the hot part right, but I don't know if a vicious, life-threatening maniac can technically be classified as being "cute."
Wait, life-threatening? Hayden? What are you talking about, Ace? You're crazy.
Crazy, well, maybe... but at this moment I speak the truth. Here's what happened... on TV Guide's Michael Ausiello's blog, a reader asked this question:
In response, Michael revealed the inner beast that lies within the beauty that is Hayden Panettiere. Michael writes:
Wow, what could make this cute, innocent, world-saving cheerleader want to KILL??? I mean, death threats!? Those are big words coming from a little girl!
Well, sources say that all of this was over an article the reporter wrote about Hayden's recent break-up with former Laguna Beach-er Stephen Coletti.
The specific article that made her want to kill the Us Weekly reporter can be read here which also happens to be the inspiration of THIS CelebParasite.com original post.
So, Hayden is basically a violent, maniacal lunatic on the inside that is merely covered by an illusory veil of cuteness... and her inner beast may also be covered up by her publicist, in a more literal sense. A horrible truth, yes. But why am I not mad?
Maybe because, in my mind, all of this just means one thing to me.... If Hayden can be that frisky and vicious on the red carpet, imagine what she can do in bed! Yea, think about it.
