Lance Armstrong recently admitted to Men's Journal that his bike is his real woman.
"The fact is that if you are riding your bike five, six, seven hours a day, you are not a sex champion. You're just not. You have fatigue, low testosterone and a lower libido."
He also said, "I never got any complaints."
Nice job throwing that last statement in there. But seriously, who's going to tell a former Cancer patient, 7-time (or something like that) Tour de France winner that he sucks at sex? I'm not even sure Roseanne would say that, and that bitch will say anything for 12 seconds of fame.
I just can't believe he rides his bike 6 hours a day. That's like watching Titanic twice and still being on your bike. Unless there's a mound of naked bodies and sugar cookies at the end of whatever trail I'm on, I wouldn't make it 6 minutes.
