In the most shocking news of the week, Lindsay Lohan has said "no." They said it couldn't be done, but Page Six has learned she turned down Playboy:
The Sapphic-leaning star has turned down a $700,000 offer to do an eight-page topless spread in Playboy's 55th-anniversary issue this January. "If there's nudity, then the answer's no . . . She's not going down the [New York] magazine road again," Lohan's rep told Playboy's creative consultant, Hal Lifson, referring to Lindsay's naked Marilyn Monroe tribute last winter. Lifson said he hoped to have Lohan do a tribute to '60s sex kitten Ann-Margret and her film "Kitten With a Whip," which is one of Lohan's faves.
If Playboy is still that desperate to have Lindsay's freckly body in their overpriced magazine, they could probably scrounge up enough accidental vagina and side boob shots to put together a pretty decent spread. They'll probably get sued, but Hef will get over it with the help of Holly Madison and her mouth.
I haven't been this proud of Lindsay since that last scene of Herbie: Fully Loaded. You know the one, what a great movie.
