After Russell Brand decided to make fun of promise rings because, well, they're easy to make fun of, Jordin Sparks decided to put in her quick two cents about it. See the video below:
That was fat code language for: No one will have sex with me because I'm overweight and my face smells like a crusty vagina. Promise rings are all I've got. And a crappy album too. But mostly just a promise ring. Die, Russell Brand.
